Could you please tell me why If you were a 21 year old man why you would want to sleep with a girl who has tinkerbell bedding?
This girl has a second refrigerator that she uses JUST for liquor, her kitchen chairs are kegs AND she can grill. I'm not coming back.
walked into class wearing my zorro costume. some girl just said "oh my god, i fucked zorro this weekend." I found her.
Taco Bell drive through. Chick got out of the car in front of us and threw up on the hood of my car!
Not okay.
It was a karaoke bar combined with a liquor store and had a donkey pen in the back.
Keeping it classy as usual I see
Hooked up with a guy solely because he had a chameleon. Priorities.
I think it's awesome that you're getting shower sex advice from a Mormon.
Mark just took 50mg Viagra. Tonight should be interesting for the neighbors.
come home. i made deep-fried hotdogs; don't let me die alone.
Brett got me a cake with a pic of me shitting
Turns out the bartender I fucked is the bar owner. WHY THE FUCK DO I PAY FOR HALF MY DRINKS? IS SEX NOT TIP ENOUGH?
He yelled at me to keep it in my pants and I replied with I will fuck your roommate as much as I please. Oops
Pretty sure I was naked for most of the night.....success
My ex boyfriend just amazon primed me a vibrator...guess I seemed stressed?
Southwest doesn't have zingzang bloody Mary mix. I'm gonna file a complaint with the FAA
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