I ahte it when I peed a little on my shews. I got a litll bit on the automen in your room too.:/
Tracy!! I don't have an ottoman in my room.
Ohhh....do you have a dog shaped liek un automan?
spencer pratt says his family invinted chess
that kid is like the al gore of hollywood.
his blackberry tasks were 1. take names and 2. kick ass
just heard a tri-delta girl talking about her drunken escapades last weekend...it's like the exact plotline to a hardcore porno.
He cut part of his finger off. It was a consolation blow job.
No, I don't think your idea of offering shots in exchange for bonus points to your history professor at B-Dubs was a good idea. Especially after you later told him that you would "tap that" in regards to his wife.
When the nurse referred to my vag as "your downstairs", I knew I found the perfect Doctors office.
The first thing we did this morning was see if we could see her barf in the prking lot from the roof. We could. It was in 5 spaces.
We made a pact to go to the nursing home together... that way we could stay high till the bitter end. Do you not remember?
Are you saying being a wizard and going to hogwarts wouldn't be life changing, believe in magic you fucking muggle
I had sex with a boy who lives in a closet, that's like having sex with Harry Potter, right?
I swear if you help me with this I will eat you out and buy you all the Taco Bell you want.
Dear Ex-Sister-in-Law, I never thought I would say this, but I just found your panties in my back seat. Please remind me to give them back.
If everyone felt the happiness from apple crown royal we would be in a better place
At this point, I would not mind getting hit by a truck. It would mean I could get this over with quicker.
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