that thing about your dad's boner was meant to be a compliment
Is drinking merlot and watching womens figure skating by myself gay?
I just inadvertently flirted with my coworker's 20-year old son. I've known him since he was 14, yet suddenly he looked different.
You are nothing if not reliable.
I don't know if its because i'm stoned or what but painting my kitchen yellow makes it look crooked
Does peppermint hummus sound good or am I just high?
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I CAME HOME WITH MY NIPPLES PEIRCED! WE WERE CAMPING. IN THE MOUNTIANS. I DONT EVEN REMEMBER IT AT ALL.
Nothing says love like couples STD testing
Nothing says breakup like the results
He keeps telling me he's gonna get me dope for my birthday. 1. HELP ME. 2. HOW IS THAT AN ACCEPTABLE BIRTHDAY PRESENT. Also, please HELP ME.
Hey my dad gave me life the least I can do is take him chicken strips and a pack of marlboros.
We could have a classy candlelight sonic dinner with fireball cocktails if you leave now. Twat tickler centerpieces.
I'm done, I have no more memes or ways to ask for nudes, so yeah
Ethically, this is the worst thing I've ever done. Financially, however...
So i dislocated my knee but still went home and fucked his brains out. Nothing gets in the way of my sex life. NOTHING.
Stacy was in the bathroom puking, so he peed out the window. We were eight stories up.
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