We did like every position then did it again this morning. Something about him being the little boy i used to make sand castles with just made it way hotter.
well done
is it bad that upon arriving to my fourth sex toy party the sex toy lady instantly recognizes me?
He came up to me muttering about the pills on the bathroom floor... I found him an hour and a half later trying to take naked photos of himself with an alarm clock...
I stayed at the bar and helped clean up cause I was told I'd get free shots. Didn't happen.
Well, i'm not sure how that works so i wish both you and your vagina luck on your voyage.
The worst part was I wasn't conscious enough to move out of the way, I knew i was being puked on but I couldn't move.
yea last night was a repeat of newyears...exept this time it ivolved a fish costume, throw up, a hole in the roof, and cops...lots of cops
It's been hot as balls outside. It's like getting tea bagged by the Sun.
I was about to google "rabies and sexual activity." Then I realized I was at work.
He's hot, you can get laid, and you may get free drugs. It's the trifecta of banging a drug dealer
There is maybe 10 hours out of any given day we aren't sober.
The guy I hooked up with last night left me alone with his dog AND IT JUST SHIT ON THE FLOOR. WHAT DO I DO
Shut the fuck up! I can hear you having sex over Pirates of the Caribbean you moaning whore.
Dentist appt at 2pm get milk poured on my tits by 2am
A marvelous 12 hours
What do you want. Tryin to service my husband like the good wife that I am. It is bj Tuesday
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