sexting loses it's worth when you accidentally text your boss.
Are you trying to threaten my boobs?
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For Halloween this year I'm gonna go as Angelina from Jersey Shore. I'm gonna yell "umm HELLO?!," cockblock someone, then leave the party early
I think I might have accidentally had a threesome last night with two good friends. See, this is what happens when you leave me.
I NEED TO NOT REMEMBER THIS IN THE MORNING. He is our TEACHER.
Your cock deserves a montage
Haha he's lucky I don't kick him back into the land of the majestic handjobs
Things are very odd on my 29th hour of being awake. Thought there was a bird in my lecture hall and it was just a girl putting up her hair. What even
Thank god I work in a lab. This pinkeye is out of control and my safety glasses are the only thing stopping me from digging at my eye with a pen
Black magic does not go near my vagina, it's a rule
I just loudly threatened to kill a self checkout machine
You know that pill i snorted last night? Yeh, its just hitting me now..... At work
He's eating a sriracha ravioli sandwich. How do you think the night is going?
Ur creepiness is now affecting my life and I'm not okay with it
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