you didnt say anything until i brought it up today. i guess i misjudged your maturity.
I guess I misjudged your gender.
I am going to fall madly in love with a ginger, marry the ginger and have lil ginger children running all around town. Oy
You shut your mouth
he wasnt completely random
you're right. you met him once and didnt know his name. you still dont
i get things done.
angela screamed across the room SHES A CHAMP when i told the pharmacist plan b doesnt make me throw up
I shagged another guy with one ball last night. Are there really that many dudes with one nut in la or am I just a magnet for prostetic testes?
Ya know, in a round about way coinstar is just a glorified vending machine for all my bad choices.
The great thing about skinny blondes is that they're all interchangeable.
I wish Samuel L. Jackson would narrate our bar crawls
I asked for a steak knife but the waitress could see in my eyes it was a bad idea
Cut a hole in the crotch of my onesie so we could have sex without me getting cold. Best decision of my life.
My alarm went off and I went straight for your dick. That's dedication.
Jello shots and homoerotic movie scenes bingo?
I'm trying to find a place to hide weed in my mother in law's house...
Married life problems?
I’m a go ahead and fuck down ATL. So when I leave in January I’ll have no regrets.
please god let this picture I just uploaded not have my vagina in it
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