you kept running across the street. everytime you made it across successfully you took something off. can't believe there were no cops around...
oh thats it?
I was sitting behind this girl in class and she logged out of her facebook, hacked into her boyfriends, and then proceeded to check his inbox. This is why I'm single.
We walked because you started screaming when you finally realized he wasn't Ben Bailey and it wasn't the Cash Cab.
you humped every kiosk in the store. then you asked for an application.
the girl in my class has a rolling backpack and just told it to stay. im too hungover for this.
Softest bathroom rug I've slept on in my life, there have been many
You should be proud. How many people can say they GAVE a stripper an std?
Whatever. I just smoked another bowl so I don't care and wow I just noticed how fast my thumb moves when I text. I'm amazing.
Just once I'd like to do blow in a nice bathroom.
Girl, that was the lost night of 2012 for me and I have buried that night deep deep away..
BING! You are now free to move about my panties. He just left for work.
Sorry, I know you're at the airport but a gram of coke is missing so good luck with security!
Of course it may just be the context. A dish of dog food would look lovely next to your breasts.
if you arent using your penis to save lives, then what good is it?
Remember when I made out with that stranger at the bar on my 21 in chicago? I wonder how he's doing
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