Regardless of the degree, it's probably not good to relate so closely to the Steve-O documentary.
She asked me to cum on her. ON her. I think we're out of the friend zone
Just got booked to do a bachelorette party for a polygamist wedding. And notice I only text you to rub things in your face and show you my life shits on yours. Daily.
We are NOT roofying him just to get him to pass out so we can build a masive snow cock in his yard.
i broight you flpweers amd vodka. open yoir bask door
You face planted into a car door. And somehow didn't drop your burrito.
Because selling drugs to kids never goes out of business. We get older, they stay the same stupid.
Rule of thumb; if you ask me if my tits are fake you will not get to touch them.
Told some guy to hold your weave while you "tried" to kick his girlfriends ass...
IF WE WERE REALLY BEST FRIENDS FOREVER YOU GUYS WOULD AGREE TO A WATCHING A PORNO PARTY
Her one night stand followed us to mass. This is too funny for real life.
She's blowing me while I'm watching air jaws. I love shark week.
I started carrying sissors in my purse to open plan B with. Both ashamed and proud.
beach body workouts will consist of dancing and cocaine, and sugar free redbull
Punched myself in the face trying to open a bottle of Vicodin one handed. Night is going well.
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