I just google mapped his house on satellite so i can really see how much money he has. Does that make me shallow?
Omg. It looks like a crack pipe exploded in your mouth.
And now we have yet another reason to never travel to Detroit
Fire inspection over. Blunts are OK
all but 2 of were put on probation for disorderly conduct. i know, visiting a hospital when your drunk is really stupid but it seemed like such a good idea at the time
swear to god, "it seemed like a good idea at the time" is gonna be on your epitaph
No seriously stop! I feel bad for him. It isn't even big enough to make fun of. It's so small that it's like a disability.
So I was thinking for Halloween I'd do Dr. Jekyll and Mr. Hyde....for my vagina.
stop sending me battleship coordinates and get back here so i can suck your dick
Is it bad if I just put band-aids over my nipples? Way too hungover be dealing with a bra
I don't think a gay three way is the best way to confirm your sexuality.
Should I be concerned you put your last name in my phone as "danger"?
How the fuck am I supposed to enjoy a third ice day from school if I only bought enough alcohol for 2?
I don't know, maybe act like an adult who teaches children for a living
It's like we're not even friends
Not sure what time I'll be home. I'm currently topless and the damn stripper won't give me my clothes back
only i would get off to receiving death threats online
He makes bad life choices and drives a wagon, how is that not my type?
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