But i did once see a show where a women was homeless and installed a stove in a school bus so she and her baby could live there since all the seats were taken out. As far as being homeless goes it didn't look half bad...So this is me promising to you that if i ever am living in an abandoned school bus...i will at least pimp it out with a stove so you can come over for dinner sometimes
Shit. Come in my room. Bring a trashcan and an icepack
Have fun at school today. Try to hide that you're a whore. The other girls will like you better that way.
some guy just burried his vomit in the sand.
It's legal now for me to leave my boyfriend and marry you.
I shit myself. Legit. And I burnt my tongue. Unrelated incidents, but related in the sense of general discomfort.
You stared at the ground for like 20 minutes willing yourself to get sober
I don't know, I think it's at least a minor achievement when you can light up with the guy who took your virginity and act like you didn't have and incredibly awkward sexual experience together
I'm sorry that throwing up fish and Jamaican Rum in the back of your dad's car ruined our friendship
The guy that stalks me just looked out his window and saw me in his neighbor's hot tub. Get your shit ready the fraternity wars are starting.
So this is my life now? Laying in bed texting about Hulk penis?
YOu just turned down my vagina. Something must be wrong. Vegas changed you!
only you would understand that I was talking from the perspective of my boobs
I've never been so excited to be bleeding from my vagina.
No I got a fucking mosquito bite on my vagina. Summer is off to a bumpy start.
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