No offense but you kinda look like a Jack Johnson fan in that pic
I hate thxgiving break now because that totally means I'm not able to have sex for a week.
Signed everyone in my dorm up for free samples of astroglyde. Took me an hour. Happy new years!!!!!
Sorry about all the noise last night. We were trying to break bottles by kicking soccer balls at them. If it's any consolation, there's shattered glass and blood all over my kitchen.
you're the only person i know to use "jizz" and "cute" in the same sentence.
Saw an eatery called Rusty Taco. That sooo could be me.
I asked him if his doormat had a name, then proceeded to sit on it for the next 30 minutes while signing that magic carpet ride song from aladdin.
Well, I found my bra. It's in my glove compartment with a half-eaten Snickers bar and a Jesus bookmark.
Just did a relay race involving shotgunning beers, cannonballs and riding a blowup whale. Never want to leave vacation.
The only thing I remember from last night is being naked in his bed if that's not summer drinking at it's finest then I don't wanna live anymore
I'm on my way back with the wine... And a puppy. It was free.
Hoping to get a pic of me on the tractor with an erection for you one of these days.
Fuck you and fuck your stupid hat
He shit in the fireplace
I miss all the tiny banana hammocks... When can I go back to ogling? I can do it from a lot farther than six feet without any complaints.
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