yes i saw that this morning. it was my mailbox.
I knew you were drunk when you poured scotch on a croissant and ate it.
You should have been there. We got drunk and threw a sword through his windshield.
Just wondering did you put mouse traps and brownies on my porch?
in the event i get tipsy, my nipples are your responsibility
We just took turns doing keg stands. 27 is way too old for this. Out of 5 of us, our best time was 9 seconds.
He bought segways. We ride them when we get drunk. Last night he ran through the sliding glass door.
Love these next 4 months. Wake up from a college football hangover and get to put your hand down your pants and watch NFL football all day.
Head-banging is a very stupid way to injur yourself. But this opinion is also coming from somebody who can't walk right because they cut their asshole shaving last night, so it probably has little to no merit.
I just did the walk of shame in monkey slippers in the snow
Teach me the song of your people
My walk of shame was four miles long and I had to stop for a water break. I am the picture of class.
She said she wouldn't get out of hand. When the cops showed up she jumped off the 4ft high porch and fell into a ditch. She then buried herself because she was wearing light pants and though the light from the cops flashlights would reflect off her pants. We couldn't find her for 40 minutes.
Are you saying being a wizard and going to hogwarts wouldn't be life changing, believe in magic you fucking muggle
I'm sorry for breaking our door. And being a bitch about it.
Your boobs are like a folk legend.
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