white trash or talent: driving, 1 hand on the wheel, 1 holding a cell phone & talking & smoking without using hands..in an old beater pickup..
Both
what has become of my life if the best thing thats happened to me this week is that i discovered my cleavage as the best hiding spot ever for weed.
Theyr drawing diagrams to try to explain to me how high they are
i lnow ive slrrwsdy teted you this. but goddamn girl on tv is a good song
beyond obliterated. i recall legitimately trying to use a ballpoint pen as eyeliner.
We did nothing beneficial to ourselves, or our country last night.
just chugged some gatorade and threw it up. todays gonna be awesome
We're at the hospital. She got a head rush and fell and now blood everywhere. Smoke the rest, just save her a bowl
Is that a tongue signal to get over there? That's how my two heads are taking it.
You should just construct a mini-city, actually. Then destroy, photograph and post. Who could turn down a dick that conquered a whole city? Craigslist personals wont know what hit it.
What's the point of bringing a Jack and Coke to work if my boss is just gonna piss and moan about me day drinking again?
even my drug dealer wished me a happy birthday before my mother did.
guess who got crunk and thought it would be a good idea to give herself a pixie cut?
THOUGHT
You stumbled into the hotel room escorted by security and then went into the bathroom sat by the toilet, threw up for hours while slamming your head on the wall and whimpering "why" over and over.. I went to bed
She grabbed the other one and started playing tug-o-war against the blonde chick. I told you getting my nipples pierced was a good idea
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