Dub. In the bra. Dub in the bra.
We didn't go..parents came home with patron wanting to play drinking games --we asked no questions
i just told my mom tuesday boozeday rhymes so that she can remember not to text or call me on wednesday mornings
youre going to kill that woman one of these days
i just carried on a conversation with my mother from another room mid-ejaculation. you would have done the same
the last thing i remember is fucking her. GAME CHANGER i woke up in another bedroom to her younger sister blowing me
My cardio has turned into running out of the cold from bar to bar.
Why am I getting the stink eye from these people? They're acting like BYOB isn't kosher in a laundromat.
What's bad is when she said "what hobo did you steal this dick from?"
also, I heard you can donate your eggs for like $8gs....hellloooo mediterranean vacation. thank youuuu future babies!!!
I mean thanks for the bj but i wanna forget everything that happened last night between 11 and 5
Drinking Hot Toddies on the Porch and blasting bob dylans "hurricane" bring it on sandy!
Either you got hacked or we need to have a serious discussion about sending penis enlargement emails to your straight friends and why you shouldn't. It sends the wrong message.
I don't even care if you were high. The fact that I've been begging for us to have those cinnamon rolls for months and you didn't even save me one is not ok.
I took a dab in Denver and was I. Rocky Mountain national park almost to Wyoming before I realized I missed my turn.
Dashing through the vodka, in a tinder swiping rage, all the fuck boys get a no, laughing all the way.
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