This girl is very crazy
She's one of those compassionate ppl
So everything I said on this seemingly endless date offended her
do you want me to make hamburgers?
i'm vegan
i'll put lettuce on them
I felt weird they were both staring at me waiting for the scoop on how your vagina felt.
It's sore actually
I think call of duty has replaced my masturbating. And I'm alright with that.
he just told me i make him happier than drugs. that's some serious shit right there
The size of her vagina has nothing to do with the size of her heart bro
He fell off the roof... he clearly has not been preparing for summer.
he screamed PILLOW FIGHT and hit branden in the head with a pillow that had a fifth of vodka in it. then he asked why he wasnt laughing
Sure. But we have to be quiet.
Ninja mode activated
This may have to wait till tomorrow. I smoked so my back wouldn't hurt and I overshot relaxed by like 4 hits casually
the straight edge chick smoked with me, because according to her my bowl is pretty
IM GOING TO SIT ON YOUR FACE AND CHANT 'I BELIEVE THAT WE WILL WIN'
How do you politely tell someone to get out of your house in Russian
I think I should've done my makeup before I took the acid. Because now I just feel silly looking at myself in the mirror
Look idk the rules and regulations of our freindship...but I need you to carry me to my car.
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