do you remember what downloading porn with a 14k modem was like?
Forget abc fam drinking games. Take a shot everytime Tyra says I and you'll be dead by the first commercial
so my mom told me to suck on something if I have to cough. so I guess blow jobs are ok
I consider it a successful poop when you only have to wipe once.
Just saw an old man buy two cases of keystone light, a case of milwaukee's best and a case of icehouse. Degenerate alcoholic of senior citizen of the year?
I'm so glad i pay social security
I just got a flashback from Saturday night of you helping me wash my feet in the bar's bathroom.
u girls! girls! girls! have fun please don't hook up w/ a roadie! Love, mom
Haha jealous. If I could remember my dreams I'm pretty sure they would constantly be about being drunk in foreign countries
Bro, did you watch that scooby doo porn I sent to you?
This snow needs to melt so I can get wasted on someones front lawn
Just give me 5 advils and some sunglasses and I'll knock out on this couch no problem.
I will take a ruler to your dick so help me god
I'm not totally useless... You can use me as an example of what not to do
Thanks for supporting me through Robs retirement. I'm still in shock, but your dick helped.
I think she lost me at about the point where the words “Ice Cream Enema” were spoken.
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