Currently listening to 'Just Put it in Your Mouth.' remember when i went through that phase?
the next time i see a chick with leggings under her jean skirt...i'm gona beat her ass with a fashion magazine...
Time to put an end to this 'unprotected sex with crazy girls who have violent exes' trip I've been on so far this summer
So all semester this guy and girl have been talking, and today is the last class and we are doing nothing. I would have skipped but I want to see if he seals the deal or pusses out. It's like a season finale.
Its a three day weekend with Valentines day thrown in... Im obligated to get drunk
My own mom unfriended me on Facebook.
Three of the best words ever! Cocaine. Research. Study.
We drank a $4 handle of tequila until 5 am. Please think about that.
All I can see in the pic you sent is white shorts...
Thas my pasnts in colleg! Tehy glow! AND SMELL LIKE BEER!
I think I should advise against you hooking up with a guy that throws "the shocker" up in all of his pictures on facebook. Just sayin.
It was awful. Mid hookup he started reading the titles of the books over my bed, which were about Russian imperial history. He then started asking me questions about the class I was reading the books for. I was like "WE HAVE TIME FOR THAT LATER, PLEASE CONTINUE."
It's titled "A countdown to death. A psychological look at the downward spiral of actress Lindsay Lohan and her inevitable Hollywood demise" This dissertation is genius. Not a single sober moment for either Lindsay or myself. Good stuff!
I love you. We're gonna celebrate your 21st by putting people in duct tape bikinis and pushing them down tequila slip and slides
Here's what I don't understand. How does anyone watch you eat mayo for 12 minutes and then ever fuck you again??
Sitting beside a stoned cat on the kitchen floor eating cheesecake with my hands...just a struggle
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