Can't remember why I called but it definitely had something to do with Lou Bega
there is a ziplock bag over sangria in a wineglass in the fridge...classy?
You asked the officer if he could bring you to the same jail as T.I.
Dude pussy is like music. For every person who pays for it, there are thousands more getting it for free.
i found her half dressed with her feet in the washer..she said it was sooo warm.
All I could understand from his text was "hatchet" "soccer" & "bitch". its safe to say andy has had enough to drink & will be violent soon
Getting wasted on top of a casino. My penis is so much higher than everyone else's right now.
Hey. Be honored that I consider you the genital expert. I know alot of candidates for the position.
damn. i can't believe how fast that went from 0 to lesbian
How long is enough time to schedule homosexual exploration... Like an hour?
walk of shame. I'm wearing my rain jacket over my dragon costume. My tail keeps dragging in the rain.
Tequila is never to blame. We all make good choices under tequila
So you're not opposed to us ever having sex again? Because it just seems like such a waste to let a penis like yours go.
So what your saying is you dont remember trying to hit a golf ball off my chest with a 9 iron?
My younger brother asked me "to stop fucking his girlfriends older sisters"
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