He started yelling "we're making a baby" mid thrust.. probably not the right guy for me right?
Going to Kmart high is like jumping in a time machine back to the 80s
it makes more sense than having a misplaced asshole
im not talking about this
hey, i'm all for honesty but let's not get carried away
Look, we all have our slutty phases. Mine is just forever.
I know for sure he's a bro because he closed the door so my gf didn't see me hooking up with her cousin.
On the oral sex Super Bowl board I drew 7 and 1. If I get lucky, someone will be swallowing during Madonna's half time. I'm sure she'd approve.
Ok not good, my info has definitely been submitted to this sugar daddy website before.
Seriously, I woke you up with tacos, I think I deserve the best girlfriend ever award
My brain and heart say thanks but my vagina isn't super pleased with you right now
An d I'd rather cry while putting a waffle in my mouth than cry on my pillow, ya feel me?
It's the eve of Christ's birthday and I'm sending pictures of my tits
Erin was right. There were bees at the after hours.
You've got the chocolate, drugs and my pants. You hold all the cards...
So random question: what's a good way to tell your brother that his Skype sex kept you awake last night? I'm not really sure how that conversation begins.
Randomize
