There I was staring at a teeny weeny black one and a huge white one. It was like an episode of Myth Busters
you were sitting on your bed looking out the window, rocking back and forth naked, saying how peaceful it looked outside
yea, their son has been arrested on more than one occassion, their daughter is pregnant and their other daughter graduated but she was adopted, so clearly genes are everything.
I know. My only sports are biking to buy drugs and running from the police.
Rather than admit to myself he's hooking up with her right now, I choose to believe that he's not responding because he's masturbating to my picture, distraught over his poor choice, and trying to forget about the one that got away with a heavy dose of meth.
other than the jail part I had a really good time with you
Where are you in relation to the mariatchi band?
Some girl woke me up at 1:30 am looking for weed and the next thing I know I'm in a hot tub with 3 girls, 2 40's, and a blunt.
I'm giving random strangers at the bar sips of my fishbowl, then telling them I have Ebola. It's a fun night.
Good. Go forth, young stallion. Destroy the vaginal region with your tidy crotch.
Your life has no conflict it's just a blur of sex and Netflix
I love the smell of your bedroom. It smells of a mixture of cherries, leather, and unrequited homosexual desire.
Please don't think I'm weird for texting you this at 12:08 am but I just found another picture on the Internet where I think you can see his dick through whatever he's wearing
Last night you dunked donut holes in spinach dip, ate it, threw up, and continued eating. I cant keep up with your drunk eating skills.
I was wondering where the donuts went.
is it bad that im laying on a beach towel in my room with my lights on high pretending to be tanning on the beach in the summer?
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