Potential corruption. He's 19.
Get them while they're young!
Yo I'm just eating dinner now. U ready to go out?
Ya ya. Where you eating?
Cereal and beer. U kno u want in.
you laugh because clearly you have never had to clean poop out of a tub
I have left a significant number of teethmarks in my prhone. My mouth tastes like tequila and cheddar. Tomorrow already feels fun.
I bought the love spell lotion from victoria secret so it atleast smells like a girl is present while I'm masturbating
Too many people are naked here for this to be normal.
No, I'm not keeping her! I can't become an adulterer and a dog stealer in the same 24 hours...
If I have to take him to the hospital, I'm drawing dicks on his face
He walks in. We each have a tiki torch. We say, the tribe has spoken. We put his out and then stab him with it.
I. recorded a message of me yelling at myself to "get up out of that bed" and set it an alarm. REALLY loud
I gave him a bj as a thank you for helping. I think that's good.
I took multi-tasking to a new level. I just ate a plate of nachos off my lap while driving to the bar. And I barely got any on me.
Micheal let me call him captain america while we fucked. It was awesome
I woke up at 5am on my couch, naked, with a cereal bowl of water next to me. Apprently, drunk me thought I was a kitten last night. Super impressed I slept next to the bowl all night and didn't spill a drop.
Stop thinking about me and go on your date... at least I got the glitter off your face first.
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