I walked up to her and said hello and wanted to ask her if she had fun last night... she asked me if we had met before.
I want the hot one, scratch that. anyone.
I would do horrible things to your vagina.
Prove it.
im too high. i could barely wash my hair, let alone handle a whole shower
I think I should have my paycheck direct deposited to the bar
I'm being fed tequila grapes by a girl on stilts...
It's not a good hook up if during you're thinking "how will this damage me psychologically"
I'm sorry for the texts and anything that I said that may have caused confusion, pain or irritation. I shall not be drinking again. Furthermore I will not be keeping a phone on me should I fail to adhere to the prior statement.
Just saw a dude walk out of the parking. Garage in a diaper and tutu. He had a handle in one hand and a toy bow in the other
LOL its 11 am
It blows my mind that pandora doesn't have an : I want to lay in bed in the dark and be sad and cold and eat frozen mangos and chipotle all day station
Something about Sunday night screams phone sex
Church parking lot, park bench, front porch. I think she's more comfortable going down on me in public. May have found the one.
I just told a guy I'm a cross of Kim K, Hilary Clinton and a dragon... He was still into it.
Well, if it's rabies, your lips will swell just prior to the frothing. Get a lot of good pics!
My last one night stand called me today. Apparently I gave him a yeast infection in his mouth. Not sure how I should feel about this.
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