im using old socks as coasters. im going to make a great housewife.
i cleaned out my closet and found 7 beers from 2007. ive had 3 so far.
you know it's bad when you need sunglasses to open the refrigerator
we are still finding bottels filled with his pee. tom almost drank the one in the frig
So I think before Superbowl weekend begins we should all take a look back on last year and learn from our pitfalls... AKA no touchdown shots and kitchen crying.
Just finished my quantum homework in ladies room writing with eyeliner. I am the party/physics champion.
Yeah but I get laid and I know. He drank toilet water last night and he doesn't know about that either. Still makes me happy though.
Things bear mace does not do: repel bears. Things bear mace does do: piss off bears, give bystanders asthma attacks. Lesson learned
Cause its not a drunken adventure unless someone ends up in a pool
he said he was going grocery shopping but when he came back all he had was a jumbo bag of pancake mix and case of beer.
the essentials, lol
Our nipples touched last night. It was tender.
Do you want me to add this to the list of actions I will state at your intervention
No i dont need a babysitter i have my cats. Cats can dial 911 ya know
CURRENTLY PLAYING FLIP CUP WITH A WORLD SERIES CHAMPION
"Plot twist... I'm straight."
Randomize
