I don't know where I am, but its a Goosebumps novel waiting to happen.
worst hand job ever. my dick is about as raw as that sushi your mom wanted me to try.
I thought at least he would want to exchange numbers after he tried to put it in my bum
when she said she would show you her other bow, she ment she wanted you to bend her over and see the tattoo on her lower back you idiot
Just saw the hottest 4 garbage men ever. They should make a calendar
I had to throw up. it was the only way to avoid kissing her after she swallowed..
Is it weird that out of everything, Im most worried about chipping a tooth on his prince albert?
It came up in court that I told the arresting officer my name was Thomas Jefferson, and I was born in 1776. I almost kept a straight face. Almost.
Let's just say trying to drink my weight in apple pie shots looked better in theory.
You may be in san diego, but I just watched a guy in a wheelchair sing walking in memphis for karaoke. Check and mate.
I didnt want you guys to know I needed to puke, so I just nonchalantly did in my solo cup and threw it out the window
But I did spend part of my morning scrubbing your cum off my grandmothers piano.
I literally woke up walked into the bathroom, threw up and died this morning. Then went to my 8am.
lol show me an arrest record and I'll drop my panties
My mom said "I saw the signs you guys were high, so I made the spaghetti"....so ya, I'd say she definitely knew
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