its summer. and we all know college gfs do not count in summer.
college gfs dont count ever. theyre like getting corn rows in jamaica. you feel cool at the time. then you go home and people make fun of you.
Phease come get me i thought i was in a place i don't even understand
I just named my vagina "The Boneyard"
More like "Chia Pet"
You'd think with all the porn he watches he'd be a little better at this...
Dude, just discovered frito and mozzarella nachos. Don't say I never contributed anything to this world.
we knew we'd be okay when we walked up to the dealers house and he asked us to please be quiet as to not wake his nana.
I once puked on the side of the hwy driving home and it somehow made me feel more Canadian. So don't rule it out
Note to self: the judgement that occurs when unrolling your last 5 which was used to snort drugs the night before, to pay for alcohol before noon on a Monday is worth just sucking it up and taking an overdraft fee.
Wait a min, you had drugs last night?!
IT'S LIKE SHE TAKES SECRET KUNG FU CUNT LESSONS AND THEN BRUCE LEES ALL OVER EVERYONE.
He just asked me to be his girlfriend while having sex on his parents kitchen counter
It was the cape. I can't control myself when I wear a cape.
he brings me coffee and gets a blow job. not sure if I trained him or he trained me or it's simply mutually beneficial beautiful.
Everyday this week I have woken up to a different dick pic. It's like a dick pic a day calendar!
YOU ARE STRONGER THAN YOUR VAGINA
I'm gunna wear a purple dress, so if you see someone looking confused and lost wearing purple it's probably me
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