I think they should rename 16 and pregnant to "I was fucked in highschool and all I got was a baby and humiliated infront of the nation on MTV"
i just lost my virginity over my 3 hour lunch break..
u hav a 3 hour lunch break?!
i like how the length of my lunch break is the thing that phases u
george bush was a better president for first pitches than barack obama. there. i said it.
I am the poster child for what not to do during sex. Soon they will be calling an undesired position after me
I only want to screw him when I'm drunk. Problem is I try to be drunk as often as possible
he just used "boss" and "boner" in the same sentence. I cant respond.
I'll report later on the progress of the mountain orgy
Dude, for your own safety, do not bring that chick home. I'm pretty sure you're going to find a marsupial pouch smuggling a fresh batch of herpes under that hoodie. Bail bail bail bail bail.
God I love incriminating evidence...wonder what the statue of limitations is on shitting on someones driveway
The reign of the rally queen is over. Welcome to the age of the walking dead.
Did she owns a vibrator that will set off seismic activity.
Well statistically J has a 1 in 3 chance of hospitalization when downtown
And a 3 for 3 for disapeearing
can you please not set my house on fire for once???
Sleeping with him wouldn't be considered hoeing out... It seems more like babysitting.
He waved at a guy who drove by while we were having sex in the back of a rental car in a hospital parking garage prior to visiting family. Almost made me feel guilty but I liked it too much.
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