we dont do blackfin have a good night :)
You do realize the lyrics aren't "hold me close TONY DANZA" right?
You can't be serious.
Why must guys tell girls who are a little bigger that "they like a girl with meat on her bones?" Yeah needless to say he went home alone
One of my students just wrote an essay on how ninjas, like drug addicts, must realize they need help before they can get better...I gave it an A+
Just caught my bro jerking off to a lane Bryant catalog
i don't know how to normally transition into sexual activities without being drunk...
I cant watch the real world now after jersey shore. its like trying to go back to vagina once uve had anal
I sold 10 pepperonis for 5 dollars last night....i fucking love drunk people
she works at a police station now. i think thats the definition of keeping your enemies closer.
I should work for the FBI. Or planned parenthood.
That's quite a broad spectrum. What did you do?
He Dutch ovened me while I was hiding under the covers from his mom. Needless to say it did not end well.
I'm excited I love mornings when I'm not sober
Thursday is not a good day to become a felon... It's bingo night
I just had a legitimate orgy. Wearing glowsticks.
I swear 2020 just keeps getting worse and worse
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