I'm going to use my one free fuck up card tonight.
What'd you do?
Its more like what im about to do.
He looked way older than 15. He probably thought that since I have braces I was 15. Fuck. The 6 year age gap is never to be spoken about. Especially because what happened constitutes as illegal.
So my game is weak??
If your game is "Lets have sex, and maybe pizza" then yes.
I woke up after 12 hours of being wildly intoxicated, got jizz on my face, and woke up in a different bed than I passed out in. My makeup is still perfect. I'm writing Revlon a thank you note.
NEWS FLASH: A bottle of wine can fit into a taco bell cup.
we made out inside of a kiddie slide for about 20 mins. it was the sexiest, most suffocating experience I've ever had
he thinks the dog can do a keg stand. i will let you know how it turns out
True. I'd rather snort cocaine off a homeless guy then work on the weekend...Actually that may not be that bad.
i know it happened because it happened right beside me, and at one point on top of me.
I was told my cock was a religious experience.
This is how baked we were last night. Our drinking game: We stare at each other; first one to laugh drinks.
You know you're a fat kid when you've spent half the day having a twitter conversation with Pizza Hut.
I don't remember much, but I remember he called me the dick whisperer, so it must not have been all bad.
I knew how high you were when you put a french fry in your mouth and said 'fuck, this tastes like meat but feels blue.'
I hear my roommate snoring and I feel bad for his girlfriend but then I hear them having sex and I guess it all works out in the end.
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