i waited two years for her to sleep with me. it just didnt seem worth it.
she lost her virginity three hours after you dumped her.
are you serious?
Let's bang like we're on a Lifetime Channel movie.
Journey is playing on the radio....I think it is a sign I am going to pass my drug test
well my last 2 orgasms were over shoe sales at macy's. what does that tell you?
Its like we are women, and boise state is a gangster rap song. This game is degrading
ps... at the end of one of the videos you yell "let's do the eiffel tower again.. i'll be in the middle!" .. i almost died lolol
but there are maragaritas for $3 so that was all i needed to hear
Seriously.......what do you have to do to get arrested in Vegas???
my little brother just told me that I should start chasing my vodka with slim fast. genious.
I'm not 100% sure, but I think someone gave me a bath last night...
I told her that if she blew me I would give her the empty pizza box in the fridge.... Why did she agree?
i accidenteley seduced the christian girl's brother so i dont think we can count on free church picnic food again
I slapped him but he didn't wake up. He just nuzzled my head, hugged me closer, and smiled.
I should probably add her on Facebook for as much as I cheat off her in Physics, huh?
we need to open a bar. a bar with... wait for it... A FUCKING BALL PIT.
LOL. Do you guys need a ride home?
No. we're home already. i just thought it was a brilliant fucking idea.
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