Does leaving at 3 give Sara enough time to take the bus or are you picking her up?
I cant tell if your joking or not, but I'm picking her up
Do you need some kind of permission slip from her parents or can anyone just go and grab a high schooler these days?
I'm praying to Jesus, Allah, Buddah,and the whole gang tonight that I'm not pregnant
i just saw someone crawling up the stairs to the dorm while screaming "i have the best vagina!"
last night this guy was hitting on me by showing me the famous people he had in his contacts on his cell... when he asked me if i knew lindsay lohan, i said "whose that? sounds asian"
she's telling me all about the love triangles of her sims. you tell me how it's going.
i was staring at it trying to desperately see a vagina
We did lines off of a Whitney Houston CD case. That makes everything okay.
There is no way that a naked man in your kitchen can be explained-away as a "misunderstanding."
Just found out that guy A from the threesome I had is now dating guy B's younger sister
This is the guy I made out with and it made me think of my dad. Let's never talk about it again.
What the hell man, you basically stole my girlfriend with a bucket of KFC.
Today's hangover is probably top 3 of all time. Just threw up in an envelope. I'm on the ferry and didn't want to get out to puke over the side because I thought I might fall in the river.
Would you think less of me if I said I was eating a toaster strudel in the bath.
Omg dude take a shower. You'll feel like god washed away all the sinful shit we did last night.
BRB. These cougars are squabbling over my junk and one of them is offering to pay my tuition
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