Do vagina's smell?
Does having sex in the men's bathroom on the boardwalk count as having sex on the beach?
this girl is having heart failure because she lost her feather...a gypsy blessed it in turkey. Not sure im high enough for this
They ran out of vodka so we started doing Body Doritos.
So burnt out. Like weed hangover. And someone just fell through the ceiling outside of my class. How's your morning going?
in other news i'm homewrecking via instagram
Nothing makes me happier than finding out someone else is pregnant and it's not you.
you 2 were alone in the living room and the dog walked in and you started yelling what are all these people doing in here
He tried to tell me that he could handle his liquor better than "all the bitches in this town." AS HE THREW UP. ALL. OVER.
I can't thank you enough for the well-timed blowjob. What a huge improvement in my outlook on the day.
moms trying to set me up with a 28 year old. hes graduated university like im getting high in my bed and he's an adult
You helped blow my nose... Ok it's safe to say we are on a new level of relationship..
To shove my foot up anybody ass who tries to start shit. I'm not takin shit this year. That and I wanna volunteer somewhere to help make a difference
don't worry dude i have your phone, text me when youre gonna come get it
my downstairs neighbor came by to say he’s having a huge loud party tomorrow, handed me a toblerone bar, and said thank you in advance for your understanding
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