Ok let me ask a question, does aderall make women less apt to have sex?
Cause it just destroys penises
Was that inappropriate? I can't gauge these things anymore
Tostitos scoops are the best shotglasses ever. Eat it after as a chaser.
she was laying naked in the stream looking for "ribbays", which is apparently drunk for frogs.
My roomate asked me why she found condoms in the pringles container. I don't know what to tell her
He kept pouting and saying i cockblocked him and I kept yelling "I'm sorry...but the cock was never out to be blocked"
I said you have to fuck the german guy and take one for the team...it's a once in a lifetime opportunity you know.
There's an old guy having a conversation with his penis in the bathroom right now.
I'm not trying to be dramatic but if someone makes you choose between getting a Brazilian or dying. For the sake of your sanity just fucking die
Is it bad that I feel proud to be the first one to puke in the apartment? And I did it in style?
You straight up painted the counter with steak, tequila and beer. You owe me a knew toothbrush.
Judging by your snapchat you're totally working on your project and definitely not singing, "The Sign" while shirtless with another man.
ALMOST WRECKED MY SCOOTER. DAVE FRANCO HAS A TWIN AMD HE GOES HERE
I'm happy I peed in your laundry basket last night
I saw an episode of cops that had one of my ex husbands on it.
You do realize it’s only a matter of time before I have a bad day and come home with an alpaca?
After everything I’ve done… had sex with people off tinder, gone to clubs and bars, gone to hockey games…. I get Covid at GRANDMAS HOUSE
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