What can I say...he's packing some serious heat down there. You wouldn't expect that looking at him, huh?
I guess God knew he was going to be bald...
This just in: Jon Gosselin's address-The Alexandra. I bet if we showed up he'd date us.
And as you crawled into the bathroom last night you repeatedly said "I know the routine".
Also...you were trying to touch his balls without him noticing
I am moving slowly w him. I havent even masturbated to him yet.
I'm really starting to miss his dick. Like so much I'm actually tempted to try and work things out with him again.
I'm deleting all the photos of dicks off my phone. This relationship could be serious
I couldn't find the bathroom last night...so I wrapped myself in the curtains and stuck my butt out the window and peed from two stories up. Thank god I don't remember.
Please tell me you werent the one who replaced every beer bottle in my fridge with a picture of a baby kitten.
... and if i was..
Fuck. You.
If his smile makes you freak out and drop things imagine what his penis could do
Yeah we do. It needs to be like a good penis- long, substancial, and able to make people cry.
He Dutch ovened me while I was hiding under the covers from his mom. Needless to say it did not end well.
Sitting in my kitchen at 3am, craving dick and eating peanut butter instead. I'm not sure how I feel about being 27.
I just ordered cookies for delivery. My life is falling apart.
Just landed in Atlanta. Still drunk. I can't feel my face
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