Hey, go out with us like you promised. You're younger than us and should be able to handle your coke problem with grace.
so my mom told me to suck on something if I have to cough. so I guess blow jobs are ok
I learned nothing from that class except drinking and chemistry go together great.
Right, because I totally see myself driving all the way down there to fuck his world famous penis.
I literally paid cover, got kicked out. Tried to explain that I was just clumsy, but mispronounced it. Then I got pissed off, stormed out..and clotheslined myself on a velvet rope. How was your night?
see that vagina ? that vagina means business
The guy I blew last night was pierced in multiple places. I had to use extra caution to avoid my temporary filling.
this hospital has no fireball
All I'm sayin is that I don't want to raise anything. Or deal with anything. Or having anything come out of my vagina. I mean, I don't think that's asking too much.
I just wanna get drunk in a castle. Is that so much to ask?
You were carrying a 6 ft lamp that we stole on your back yelling "OHANA MEANS FAMILY AND FAMILY MEANS NOBODY GETS LEFT BEHIND"
You were dancing to the Bee Gees, at 3am, with a piece of ham on your head. Moral of the story, You can't drink.
He was like 120 lbs and 20 of that was penis
We were driving past a farm when he screamed at me to stop the car, then he jumped out and tried to ride a cow.
I FOUND A VIBRATOR IN MY BABY BROTHERS ROOM. IM FREAKIN OUT MAN ITS BIGGER THEN MINE
put it back and chill out ok
NO FUCK HES 15 WHO EVEN SOLD HIM THAT HES A BABY
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