Was i wearing a white blazer when you superpoke danced me??
Ummmm the art teacher neighbor asked me to pose nude for her art class for cash.
what kind of vibe do I give off that a guy i've never hung out with thinks its okay to send me a picture of his ball cleavage?
I was happy to be the center of attention..until i realized why everyone was staring
you kept spraying the cat with water and then telling it to "man up" when it cried
i wish i had the videos of us pissing on him last night.
She's good at three things and two of them involve dicks. And other one involves her love for arts
I just banged that chick from the bar by speaking french. all i had to do was recite my grocery list
Nuts. Absolutely nuts. she just screamed in my face something about not knowing whats happening and then got tackled by a dude
Apparently I'm not allowed to call at 3am anymore and ask to speak to all his siblings. I was just trying to get to know the family
Are you coming to the bday night? i'll be doing a life-like reenactment of traveling through Bonnie's vaginal canal and taking my first breath of life. Don't think you'll want to miss it.
I can bring a slip n slide and curtains.
Surprise court date day!!! Wake the fuck up!
Fuck you and your fucking taquito's.
You literally asked him, “Do you come here often? Do you want to visit my vagina?” With no hesitation
I need an outfit for the bar tmrw that reads I have daddy issues and would like a fancy sugar daddy.
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