I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
My boobs aren't big enough for this kind of lifestyle
What I lack in compassion I make up for in lack of compassion
I'm at McDonalds and when I walked up to the register the guy said "I'm so sorry." Before I said a word. That's how bad my hangover is.
my bowl and the doses are under your mom's passenger seat
repeat: THERE IS LSD AND THC IN YOUR MOM'S CAR. HELP ME HELP US AVOID FELONIES
I have officially tracked lube all over our house on the bottom of my socks without knowing it. Don't slip when you come in
WHY IS HE GONE WHEN I ACTUALLY HAVE THE AMOUT OF ESTROGEN TO HUMP A SQUIRREL?!?!
Come over. I have beer, your weird ass vegan pizza, and a raging hard on.
Marry me.
Why is there cereal literally EVERYWHERE?
It didn't follow directions.
i feel like every weekend turns into a giant blur of i dont want to know...
Like every two minutes he would pull out and whipser "don't you do it, you bastard" while looking at his penis. His new name in my phone is 'penis whisperer'
Dude if I had a dollar for everytime she asked me to do weird shit with her when we were fucking I'd have like 4$
You can make out without kissing
Explanation needed
I just group texted a dick pic. Wonder who'll respond back first. Ashley Stacey or my stepmom
I just puked on the sidewalk. At 11am. Thought you'd like to know.
Just found out I lit my hair on fire last night.
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