took shots out of a medicine cup. i can get used to college.
i just saw her new tattoo, how much more trashy can you get than having "taste the rainbow" on your body for the rest of your life?
Is it bad that I stopped wanting to fuck her as soon as I noticed she had dry skin?
I sometimes completely doubt that you're straight.
Smoking bowl and applying to community college. I now know how I got here.
Damn it if I pass out in the bathroom one more time this month im going to rehab...
I just put up a picture on my dorm room wall of that ginger you hooked up with to remind myself that everyone makes mistakes
just go where the car takes you. fingers crossed its here with breakfast.
I meant to thank you again for giving up a potential interracial threesome to come to my party. I'm glad you stayed!
So apparently blacked out me judges a man based on what type of dinosaur he would be...
If I could drive and get you Starbucks I would... But that's probably not a good idea. On account of the drugs.
And that is why we dont do tequila shooters at 1 in the afternoon. Because you go home with a beast like that
We had a moment of silence for all of the orgasms he gave me with his beard before he shaved it off.
MY HAND WILL BE UP HIS ASS IF HE DOES NOT APOLOGIZE FOR WHAT HE DID. IT WON'T BE THE GOOD-FEELING KIND OF "HAND-UP-ASS" EITHER.
This is the worst drive ever. Im hungry, hungover, i gotta shit so bad, and the only radio station im getting clearly is playing alvin and the chipmunks christmas songs
You tried to see how many socks you can stuff in yor mouth and I just put on a damp sock. Is this what bestfriends have come to these days???
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