Who were the five players on the alien team from space jam?
She looked like Sean Connery with cleft lip. So to answer your question, yes I put it in her butt.
Ok, so for future reference, in Rome, "piano bar" means "brothel".
Man when i saw they were the only ones hard core grinding to the Cha Cha slide against the wall, I knew they were gonna have sex tonight.
dude, I'm passing out in the fifth floor janitors closet. Let me know when the rooms opened back up
found a half eaten roll befind my toilet today. my birthday just keeps popping up.
He just keeps repeating "this isn't my bagel".. i'm worried for his safety
DON'T LET IAN EAT HIS PEANUT BUTTER!!!
Just remembered that I poured a whole bottle of tylenol in there. It's chunky. It's deadly.
WHAT THE FUCK. SUCH A BAD IDEA. YOU'RE NO LONGER IN CHARGE OF NOSE SUBSTANCES.
Just once I'd like to throw a party where I don't have to clean up someone else's blood the next morning.
We never did figure out who the stuff on the wall came from, did we?
Do you have any booze?
Well I have 60 feet of bubble wrap and a bottle of wine...but I'm saving that for a special girl...
Thank you for helping a fellow gay friend today. You are sublime and deserve free tickets to the Ellen show
I peed in front of kids, unfortunately
I let a drunk straight girl spank me with a metal paddle at the bar tonight. Remind me to never do that again.
i don't think the phrases "so shitty" & "taking care of my newborn" should be combined in the same sentence. leave it to her to make it possible eh?
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