My sis friend said it was fake then described it as "scary"...greatest adj ever applied to my dick
Terrible. Enormous nipples with a small ring of boob on the outside. It looked like a tittie eclipse
just woke up in the hotel with gummi bears all around me and someone took the tv
we took the tv and as for the gummi bears don't eat them you put em in her vagina
I'm doing shots of crown out of a baby bottle. My friends are sensational parents.
I Never golf you the sypdu of andrew. The one o will marry. The one j plwgded my last breath up. The one I pledged everything I live forbworh to. I love him more than life itself
The more and more I drink I keep rationalizing banging eye patch girl
I feel like we need a drunken piñata bash with your face being the piñata and my hopes and dreams being the stick
One small step for man, one big gay fierce leap for gays!
YOU KNOW BRAZILIAN BOYS ARE MY WEAKNESS
I CALLED IT A FRIENDSHIP. NOT A I WANT YOUR MAN PARTS IN MY LADY PARTS-SHIP.
Lol, maybe a little bit. I don't know. I don't keep a super keen memory log of dicks honestly.
You look wasted in ALL of the pictures I just saw you in.
That can't be good for your liver!
Thanks for caring mom.
We've been taking shots, cranking Marilyn Manson, and eating your bacon. Your kid is probably ruined.
Don't EVER mix a flaming shot, with a Jello shot.. As good as it sounds flaming Jello is not a good idea
Don’t drink the Bloody Mary - it’s vodka and salsa.
Randomize