Hahaha, sighhhh...I texted him to no response. It's a shame, really...I would gladly exchange my body for pizza rills.
so the weed I found in my fridge is actually lettuce. tell jim I need that 5 bucks after all
she has a miserable personality but its a good think you dont have sex with that
pussy has no personality
Amen to that
Lady GaGa only went backwards in convincing me she's not a man at the VMAs.
So many tools at one table, you'd enjoy my italian family
The only thing worse than listening to you two fuck all night was waking up and smelling bacon and there not being any left.
Everything that you guys said happened came back to me. like a tidal wave of regret.
so why are there three stressed gay men and a bowl of vomit in the smoke room?
Just heard one of my friends say, "if you're trying to take advantage of me I really dont care. I just want this beer." ..
I asked you if you needed a ride and you kept saying "no, my name is katelyn"
Crazy fun. I think I got a concussion from a stripper
He's both a cowboy and a firefighter. Saying "no" was not an option.
I started rolling down the window so he pulled into a gas station and i puked all over the side of the car while some dude stared at me. I waved and we drove away
The guy I brought home last night made a speedy escape while I was in the bathroom. The only trace I found of his flight was a lone sock on the stairs.... It was like a whorey low budget Cinderella
Now some guy that's in my phone as " Alex lip ring hot" is texting me and I don't where life is taking me
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