This is your Morning Wood Report: I have it.
I cant help but queef when the male extremity enters
What is a male extremity?
i didnt realize it was that long since you've had sex
while we were having sex she stopped and said, "god is always watching". Then she started again with no other words said. We were fucked up.
She came back in her actual cheerleader uniform. Made a bad bj tolerable.
Hey history final, how's it feel to be raped in the ass by my steel cock of ACADEMIC PERFECTION?
you are way too vulgar to be a girl
I found him passed out against a dryer in the girls washroom, in front of an old woman was trying to figure out how to dry her hands.
Can't even walk I haven't tried talking but I probably can't do that either
I do NOT want to date a man who has no interest in going to a kangaroo farm
we fucked and then he hand fed me a hot pocket
I just moved my 11am hair appointment to 8am so I could blackout at noon. Who am I?
Sorry about the nipples in that snapchat. It was meant for the Australian.
He is in my tree wearing full on scuba gear ... Get here asap.
Remind me to do laundry tomorrow so i have something decent to take off when i get laid.
So do I get points for screwing my recently single ex boyfriend and then telling him to go fight for his ex back?
We went to the midnight donut shop and you hopped the counter and told everyone to "Get the Fuck out of your Bar" but to also "Make yourselves at home".
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