I don't get it.
Me neither.
But I masturbated to it anyway.
its time to go be "that drunk guy nobody knows"....again.
He literally had no idea who I was, so he made me turn around 360 degrees and when he saw my ass, he blurted out my first AND last name.
If i die in the snow, get to my laptop and delete all of the nickelback. password is "barry"
as in "white"?
Yeah, it was all fun and games until I realized that it wasn't my tent, and I had no idea who those people were
Does Vicodin go better with white or red wine?
That was like me applying to a law school drunk at 5 am
Hahaha. That's funny.
But I got an 18k dollar per year scholarship
I got laughed at by a homeless guy in a Daniel Boone hat. I have no clue what this means for my day
Haha he's lucky I don't kick him back into the land of the majestic handjobs
This reminds me of the time I was given a lap dance by a David Bowie drag king...
You're talking about alcohol when the smell of hand sanitizer is too much for me right now
So you let the Viking explore your nether regions?
What am I supposed to say? "Hey remember last spring when I did an ergonomic assessment on your office, well here's an ergo for your dick."
And somehow i feel like your expectations will turn out to be illegal in some way.
I don't get a "my roommate is fucking you" discount?!
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