Is it wrong to want to cut a hole in the Tigger suit so I can molest you while I wear it?
We basically counted to 3 and then dumped each other.
as evidence of my kitchen this morning my night involved alot of mustard and condoms
just jacked off in the bed i was conceived in.
Everyone is in jail. I'll see what i can do though
Is King's over? Or do I still have to say 'On Matt's cock' at the end of every sentence on matt's cock?
yeah, its right past the deli mart where i showed my right tit for mozzarella sticks.
I sleep with the gay men, they no longer have questions about their sexuality. No strings attached at it's finest and i get new shopping buddies out if it. It really is a win win situation.
You are my idol.
Santa was walking around downtown handing out stuff at the bars. He gave me a free eyebrow wax. I think he's trying to tell me something
I want to get so drunk, you will need subtitles to understand me. Rough week.
It's just one of those days where I'm too horny to function, to be perfectly honest.
that's all we do, eat and hve sex, eat and have sex. he thinks it's bad and that we need to talk more or whatever but I'm just not seeing the problem...
Was my mother there when I broke the stipper pole?
I'm just to the point my give a fucks is so far in the red that I'm going to have to take out a 30yr loan of fucks to repay it
God is tempting me with everything tonight. Brownies and dick, mostly.
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