She has an incinerator in her basement. Have you ever incinerated used condoms?
Lmao what?
It's a yes or no question.
I've had a Margarita with salt, but I have to say I was impressed by the Stoli and Sprite rimmed with adderall
the semester is winding down: time to procrastinate by googling cheap keg options
We were sexting and then the radio announced robert pattinson would be playing kurt cobain in a movie and it totally killed the mood
Should study in library more often, procrasturbating is less of an option.
I might never shower again without beer.. I might also always drink naked
Sometimes I think I have so much sex with you to be sure you're actually straight.
The fun I thought I would be having now when I was six is vastly different from what I am currently doing. Hurraaay sex and vicodin.
I passed out and slept in my car. Now I feel like a hungover zoo animal. Look and laugh people, look and laugh.
last night on the strip the guy screamed at you YOU GOTTA WORK ON YOUR CALVES.
he called me his ex's name during sex then proceeded to cry while still in me
I don't know when he had the time to do it but he dug a hole in our basement like the shawshank redemption
God damn. You sleep with one 40 year old married dude and suddenly you have “daddy issues”. Fuck all of you.
Wine through a straw in a subway cup.....classy
His nipple licking is glorious
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