sooo how much is appropriate to spend on a vibrator? what if it is really legit looking?
she said she likes her vagina punished
being with you and your tiny dick is punishment enough
she was licking his armpits.
asian porn is just fucking weird. End of story.
Tried to steal a keytar from my hook up's house.
Make sure you have everything youll need until sunday. aka a green shirt and condoms.
Also what is the name of Americas thing where we had a holy obligation to expand westward? I'm going name my new lighter that.
"But puppies!" Is not an acceptable excuse for trying to drunkenly steal someone's dog, you promiscuous midget!!
We fucked on shrooms. It's like his dick was a beam of light and when I came I turned into a prism and my orgasms were made of rainbows.
I told him that I wanted his dick like I wanted a jumbo hot dog. There something wrong with my priorities
Have 7 min to kill while I wait for liquor store to open. Feels really awkward.
So what did you do since you didn't go out?
...ate chocolate and watched bring it on....it's like I don't even know what it would look like to be straight.
I just gave him road head. He came in the Taco Bell drive thru which seems pretty typical for my life.
BRING KITTENS I AM A GENIUS
He just said "I can't wait to penetrate you tomorrow" I sat in silence for a second...he attempted to save it by saying "I can't wait to enter you".
If you can throw 105 mph it’s mandatory that you’re hung.
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