why would she put his p in her m after it was in her a? that's gross
its gross she let him put his p in her a nevermind his p in her m after p in her v. cleaning up is necessary
i put my m on your v after my p was in your v. no big deal
Is there a "Plan B" app for my iphone?
I don't understand why we need a holiday to become more aware of boobs...
Please stop bringing your one night stands to Sunday brunch.
I don't know if this beer pong partnership can last if you refuse to look me in the eye when we make sweet sweet clutch cup at the same time.
i felt obligated to tell him happy birthday since we trashed his house and i fucked his friend in his basement
I don't have the urge to be a home-wrecker with these two. I think I've grown, don't you?
He puked on the grill while the burgers were on. We had to go to taco bell
He likes bondage and spanking and shit.
Oh, so "normal" kinky not "I wanna pee on people" kinky. I can handle that.
Your whole purpose in life is to just float around and satisfy lonely women and also join lesbian couples in threesomes.
true... I just kept thinking "THAT IS A PENIS. OMG THAT IS A PENIS. DOES HE KNOW IM STARRING? STOP LOOKING. OMG THIS IS AWKWARD. PENISSSSS"
Can I join you for some emotional "Post: The Ohio State University's first lose in football after a 24 game winning streak" sex?
I caught a glimpse of his penis. I can only imagine what your mom's vagina goes through because of that penis
I cried while dry heaving in the back of the car to the New York song with jay z in it. I was singing it inbetween gags.
Need to use your shower bro.
FWB wearing glitter again?
It’s like she’s marking her territory
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