She kept screaming "yeah! You pick up my books!" the whole time. . .
I'm not saying we can't have sex tonight, I'm just saying we have to work it around Lost.
All i remember as you were making ramen is that you kept slurring "i like you as a color"...
mowing the lawn. still drunk. If my dad doesn't appreciate this I swear I'm dissowning everyone including him
I think im definitely allergic to shell fish. Or hungover. Probably both.
When you start quoting save the last dance you need to stop drinking
Its summer. Time to get to the freshmen before the weight does.
Can we go out and do something semi fancy soon? I feel like wearing a dress and pretending to be an adult.
Megan brought her friend up last night, greeted her by drunkedly taking a piss all over her duffle bag of clothing
this st patricks day sucks
ill send jameson via bank tube 150+ miles
Like we were literally doing coke off his insulin pump
I swear you won't find cereal in your washer machine again.
Like seriously how stupid drunk do you have to get befor you start finding dolphin lighters and shit in your undergarments
Sorry I missed your call. I was in the shower washing away my sins and sweat. Please tell me you want to get drunk as shit later.
how do do this?
do what? Keep standing? Choose between 2 guys?
keep making boys cry?
Randomize
