Why does it always sting when I'm breaking the seal taking a piss?
b/c u have herpes
No i said "always", not "since 2003" Asshole.
The walk of shame isn't so shameful when you do it in a stolen, autographed Favre jersey.
I think youre just another guy trying to take advantage of a young naive innocent girl
you're not innocent... Once you have taken it in the turd cutter you can't label yourself innocent.
she likes to give head while listening to britney spears, getting blown by a girl with headphones on is a nice level of separation
All I wanted was a "this is what America feels like" blowjob before I left. Is that too much to ask for?
Sounds good. Stay safe. I'm kind of drunk in a Food 4 Less right now and I'm having the time of my life.
Guess who was PASSED OUT ON A BMW. I shit you not
Stop it right now
This time face forward
im pretty sure the interns at this hospital have gotten hotter
I sent him a tit pic on accident and he replied with "nice ass"
The night is not complete until I am drnk and speaking to inanimate objects
Would you accept a fantastic blowjob as payment?
They pay me enough to pretend to be either helpful, or heterosexual. If they want both I need one hell of a raise.
Your not drunk until you have to grab on to the grass to keep from falling off the earth.
OMFG I JUST SEARCHED DILDO ON THE WORK SHARED AMAZON ACCOUNT!!!!!
I HATE BEING THIS HIGH FML IT'S LIKE I'M MAKING UP FOR ALL THE 4:20S I DIDNT DO ALL AT ONCE
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