what's Bukake?
a bad idea.
got some bad news about ur virginity. she didnt make it thru the night
after we finished he farted and said 'i've been holding that one in'
I tried to go shot for shot with some guy called "shit show martinez"
Also I got A jello shot for $2!!! It's like the forever 21 of bars
Sunscreen. In my vag. I hate summer sex.
It's been a long time since I felt this bad on a Monday... and for that, I thank you.
I saw you try to drink out of a soda machine at taco bell, don't worry about judging
He's having sex with his gf again. Every thump of his bed against the wall is insulting to our one night stand.
Just found puke on my backpack while sitting in class. It's like this weekend won't leave me alone.
We just for robbed for the second time. I believe the only thing I have left to my name is my $75 dildo
I'm single as of 11 minutes ago. I was the chick who drunkenly tried to climb into bed with you 2 weeks ago. Wanna make this happen?
That's the second time in a week someone has called me to talk drunk you into getting up off the floor. This needs to stop.
Ugh I miss culture and lesbians already
Quote from doctor, "that is a VERY angry vagina".
I'm fucked.
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