Ryan Ross and Jon Walker left panic at the disco today.
I predict a mass suicide of the 14 year old girl population...
I think condoms have that nasty latex smell to remind you in the morning of how gross you are.
HOLY SHIT! Did you see the dick on that Great White Shark?!?!?!
we got our roommate high for the first time. He went into his room alone and watched Malcolm in the middle for three hours
part of me always dies a little when i go to the "2 women seeking 1 man" section in craigslist's casual encounters to find nothing there. it's tragic
I say that when we get our grades back we're making a drinking game out of it.
CONGRATS VODKA, YOU WON RHIS TIME..
I dont feel as bad coming home this baked because I gave my 14 year old sister a no drugs talk last night.
Aside from the fact that im drinking wine straight from the bottle to save doing dishes, im also standing in front of the oven to save turning on the heater. its gonna be a rough winter.
You force fed me pizza in bed last night. That was fun
I got a blowjob dressed with a t shirt sweatpants and a Fanny pack. Not kidding.
who was i chillin with last night? i woke up in a storage unit
He's a 30 yr old man who voluntarily goes by Stevie and his job title is "Jumbotron Operator". There's a 97.5% chance he lives in his mom's basement. STOP THIS NOW!!!
I just mixed tangerine juice with sauv blanc. on an unrelated note, my episide of intervention is slated to run in April.
THERE'S MORE TO LIFE THAN JUST MISSIONARY
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