school has made you so classy.
that's mcgill. producing sluts since 1884.
i wonder what barack obama's brickbreaker high score is...
Why do i always get involved with 3 women at once?
Because life brings drama and thus like moths to a flame, women
We need to start having sex underwater more often.
She stole my hamster. idk who she was, she just walked in and said she knew Keith so she stayed, drank 6 beers, and then stole Charles.
Dude just slipped a $20 into the jukebox at that restaurant we were escorted out of last Mardi GRAS. Hope they enjoy Justin Bieber's Baby cause they're gonna hear it 40 fucking times.
As much as I enjoyed playing drunk half naked twister and talking about my daddy issues last time, I'll have to pass.
Is it too early to get staydrunk at 1pm on Friday for Monday's St Patty's day
I was so close to going to get my nipples pierced with my mom today
I'm a girl who met my last three bfs in gay clubs. Think I'm doing something wrong?
I deserve this hangover.
My friends said as soon as you walked in, I motor boated you like there was no tomorrow.
Yeah, I liked it.
Ur creepiness is now affecting my life and I'm not okay with it
I can't imagine a friend I would rather lose my virginity to in a threesome.
Just walked into the supermarket puking into a plastic bag while wearing my favorite Bob Ross shirt. I am a human disaster.
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