Drunken candy land NOW. Dont fight the urge... you want to.
I had to call maintenance to come unclog the toilet.
Something to remember me by.
she fell through a window trying to flash someone
I think if I could use my boobs as a second pair of hands everything would be ok
come back what if one of your parents walks in and im just sitting here eating a cheesesteak without you
This is simple. Just sex and high fives. No feelings.
Forgot my sound was off and didnt even realize it until halfway through because I thought I could hear it. I think high me just narrated half a clip of adventure time
Dude walks in wearing jean shorts and a graphic tshirt and goes home with an attractive female. EXPLAIN YOURSELF UNIVERSE.
We tried to play tennis but after about 15 minutes we gave up and fucked against the fence. Woulda been a cute third date so of course I had to ruin it.
Just remember that I named his dick Robo-cock before he got into the sheriff's department.
How did you not realize the handbrakes were stuck?
I thought I was just out of shape.
I found a blow up pig at an adult store. He will have to fuck that on video if he wants anal. Also, I bought a pair of clear high heels. Tell your brother I love him.
I thought I was bad, the girl next to me on the bench was feeding a bush a hamburger and introduced me. Only at lollapalooza.
We need to leave a grand offering for the god of free booze and salvia.
you were trying to drink the laundry detergent and yelling blue drankkkkk
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