it's a well known fact that sluts are attracted to bright colors
american apparel?
try lime green
That shit is worth it...they got medicine for that now a days
I just wanted to let you know I just licked gravy off of my boobs. Just putting that out there.
It's almost like sex with her has gotten boring... like it's still good, but the creativity is lacking... it's times like these that i wish she still wanted me to gag her
I'm at breakfast at my kid's school and I have noted at least 3 other parents with last night's red wine mouth and bleary eyes. I don't know why I always get so paranoid.
he payed over $300 just to break into the hotel pool and skinny dip alone for 5 minutes and then peace in a cab. and all he had to say for himself was "gotta go swimming, gotta live life"
where do u find these people!?
I AM OVERLY HIGH AND OVERLY AWARE OF MY TONGUE IN MY MOUTH
Oh god. It's like a broken faucet. My guts sound like a bilge pump clogged with golf balls and cake frosting.
I've made my dad a martini every night since I was 13.. I got this
Jenna, I'm going to use all my homosexual powers to steal him from you
Austin, I will climb on top of your shoulders and slowly suffocate you with my vagina
I took a cab from the club to the grocery store. I needed peanut butter.
It's amazing
I want to run hundreds of miles and do a whole semesters worth of homework while flying on a unicorn and throwing endless glitter bombs
So what other shows do you masturbate to? Or is it just friends
I'm ne vrr drinkjng againnnnnnnn dforeal.
By the time we got to McDonald's you were sharing a Big Mac with a stripper.
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