I'm pretty sure that every show on ABC Family could be turned into a drinking game.
In The Air Tonight was playing in the dentist's office. Had to stop the cleaner to do the drums.
You watched "From Justin to Kelly" and sang along to more than half of the songs. I didn't know whether to laugh or to be insanely frightened that you knew almost all the lyrics.
So I just bought underwear that says "I'm taken." Just know that when I cheat on my bf with you, that's what I'm wearing
i gave him a hand job with one hand and held the 40 with the other. this is like freshman year all over again.
When the tupperware hit the highway it was like a vomit bomb
No mixer. Vodka in yogurt?
There's a creepy homeless guy with no hand trying to get up on our tacobell order
The bachelorette party was all fun and games until the strippers came. AKA you guys.
I apologize for chief "dances with dolphins" sucking on your friends foot
Dude. All those hangovers I never had came back with a vengeance. I just opened the door of this car to barf. The car was not motionless. We are on the autobahn.
If is anything like my past relationships, I have no doubt that I will single-handedly reignite the Cold War
I know my whole body feels like I belly flopped onto concrete. Seriously need to tone it down for a while
Who knew there were so many rules and judgements about laying on a kitchen floor. I'm all like I'm resting. It just happens to be on a kitchen floor.
It's just a friend who is recently single and I'm going to heal his broken heart with my vagina
If you're gonna show up unannounced on hangover day, you better have coffee doughnuts and a boner
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